There was a man, he went mad.
He jumped into a paper bag.
The paper bag was too narrow,
He jumped into a wheelbarrow.
The wheelbarrow took on fire,
He jumped into a cow byre.
The cow byre was too nasty,
He jumped into an apple pasty.
The apple pasty was too sweet,
He jumped into Cheter-le-Street.
Chester-le-Street was full of stones,
He fell down and broke his bones.
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