Incy Wincy has been known by so many names that the poor arachnid is probably suffering from an identity crisis. He has been washed out of countless waterspouts under the alias of Eency Weency, Ipsy Wipsy and even Inky Dinky. In the tradition of true heroes, Incy Wincy never fails to shake off life’s obstacles and try, try, try again.

Songs with Simon hopes that there is a truly wonderful reward at the top of that waterspout. Poor Incy Wincy appears to be stuck in a never ending cycle, trapped by the popularity of lyrics that are never likely to change. Whatever is up there had better be worth it! What do you think it might be?