In a cottage in Fife
Lived a man and his wife,
Who, believe me, were comical folk.
For to people’s surprise
They both saw with their eyes
And their tongues moved whenever they spoke!
When quite fast asleep
I’ve been told that to keep
Their eyes open they could not contrive.
They walked on their feet
And ‘twas thought what they eat
Helped, with drinking, to keep them alive!
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