Simple Simon met a pie man

Going to the fair.

Said Simple Simon to the pie man,

“Let me taste your wares.”

 

Said the pie man to Simple Simon,

“Show me first your penny.”

Said Simple Simon to the pie man,

“Indeed, I have not any.”

 

Simple Simon went a-fishing

For to catch a whale.

All the water he had got

Was in his mother’s pail.

 

Simple Simon went to look

If plums grew on a thistle.

He pricked his fingers very much,

Which made poor Simon whistle.

 

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