Songs with Simon: How long have you been busking on the streets of London?
Trigger happy busker: I’m not a busker. I don’t even know how to play a musical instrument.
SWS: But you can play a piano accordion without looking at the keys!
THB: I’ve heard of a piano but what’s an accordion? How can anyone go busking with a piano?
SWS: Did you have any personal reasons to make a bridge in London fall down? Or was the target chosen at random?
THB: I’m sorry but you must be talking to the wrong person. I’ve never been to London and I’m sure the Tower Bridge is… well, a perfectly lovely bridge.
SWS: How did you know that we were talking about the Tower Bridge?
THB: I didn’t! It’s just that London Bridge is the one that people always sing about. It’s about time that the Tower Bridge got a bit of publicity.
SWS: By blowing it up?
THB: Are you accusing me of making London Bridge fall down with a piano accordion? How is that even possible?
SWS: I have video footage of you busking for a banana and pressing a special key on your instrument right before the Tower Bridge fell down!
THB: A banana! That’s a step up!
SWS: I’m sorry?
THB: Well I normally play for peanuts!